How to Speak CPAC

It's 4 p.m., it's frigid outside, it's sunny in a way that feels obnoxious, and Carly Fiorina is descending into a beer-scented abyss. I mean, not really. But the potential 2016 contender--with a résumé the size of a phone book and a spiritual gift for taking jabs at Hillary Clinton--might be the busiest person at the Conservative Political Action Conference, and part of her jammed schedule is navigating a questionable back stairway down into the basement of The Walrus Oyster & Ale House a few...